Jenna Bush's lipgloss
I told you they had no class. How repulsive to watch the giggling fool sucking on her lip gloss wand. The old man doesn't have the sense to wipe the spittle off his mouth in the debate, and his daughter doesn't have the sense to glisten her lips in private.
I also noticed, besides the yawning, the constant smug whispering and laughing that is very reminiscent of high school and the popular girls who became popular mostly because they were able to be mean to others and it didn't scar their souls. Barbara seems to be 23 but Jenna could pass for a large-faced preteener.
Of course, Mama looked like she'd been sprayed with polyurethane.
Boy how I wish I could read lips. I think Mama said STOP to Jenna while she slathered on her pink sticky stuff and I think Daddy said something of the same sort. Hard to tell, even if you could lip read, what Mama said because it came out of two lips that looked like they were made of stone.
I predict Jenna will do something idiotic and embarrassing during the next four years. Okay, I don't have to be Claire Voyant to come up with that prediction.
I told you they had no class. How repulsive to watch the giggling fool sucking on her lip gloss wand. The old man doesn't have the sense to wipe the spittle off his mouth in the debate, and his daughter doesn't have the sense to glisten her lips in private.
I also noticed, besides the yawning, the constant smug whispering and laughing that is very reminiscent of high school and the popular girls who became popular mostly because they were able to be mean to others and it didn't scar their souls. Barbara seems to be 23 but Jenna could pass for a large-faced preteener.
Of course, Mama looked like she'd been sprayed with polyurethane.
Boy how I wish I could read lips. I think Mama said STOP to Jenna while she slathered on her pink sticky stuff and I think Daddy said something of the same sort. Hard to tell, even if you could lip read, what Mama said because it came out of two lips that looked like they were made of stone.
I predict Jenna will do something idiotic and embarrassing during the next four years. Okay, I don't have to be Claire Voyant to come up with that prediction.
posted by mary bishop | 7:52 AM
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Dear Gothamimage, you pleasure me so with your commentary and I appreciate your visits to my blog abode.
You might find it interesting that the subject I've written about which has created the most blog hubbub was the boob with the lube on the tube.
Yes, believe it or not, the tosspot with the gloss got the most comments and criticism.
Hard to believe in the context of all that social commentary and liberal lollygagging I promiscuously promote on Tchotchkes, named by the way for the sole reason of the repetitive tch's and it's resemblence to the word defined as an implement with a triangular pointed head at one end for piercing the tops of cans and often with a rounded head at the other end for opening bottles.
Nothing like a double-headed tool, I say.
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