Who Knew?
So I'm writing these sweet little stories about Grandma and half the people in the world are coming to my blog now because of Google searches such as:
Picture of Grandma's Tits
Grandma blow job
Grandma fucking Grandpa
Grandma masturbating
And much worse which I won't assault your eyes with by writing them down here.
I don't get it?
Who would ever think that the word Grandma could be linked with so many slang words for body parts and sexual positions? What has created this great interest for men -- I assume the visitors are men...? To me porn and Grandma just don't mix at all.
Anyhow, just thought you might be interested in how a sweet and simple word like Grandma has caused my keyword list to reach the height of lewd, crude and rude searches.
I know, just by writing this down I'll get more...but I had to tell you, because personally I'm shocked at this rather large group of people looking for pictures etc. of Grandmas for sexual purposes.
ICK!
So I'm writing these sweet little stories about Grandma and half the people in the world are coming to my blog now because of Google searches such as:
Picture of Grandma's Tits
Grandma blow job
Grandma fucking Grandpa
Grandma masturbating
And much worse which I won't assault your eyes with by writing them down here.
I don't get it?
Who would ever think that the word Grandma could be linked with so many slang words for body parts and sexual positions? What has created this great interest for men -- I assume the visitors are men...? To me porn and Grandma just don't mix at all.
Anyhow, just thought you might be interested in how a sweet and simple word like Grandma has caused my keyword list to reach the height of lewd, crude and rude searches.
I know, just by writing this down I'll get more...but I had to tell you, because personally I'm shocked at this rather large group of people looking for pictures etc. of Grandmas for sexual purposes.
ICK!
posted by mary bishop | 11:28 AM
12 Comments:
I had to stop looking at my search hits for a while. They were really starting to disturb me. If it's legal and it makes them happy, that's great, but I really don't need to know what these people are actually into.
Sylow...I'm going to do that too. I seem to want to know why people came to my blog, but it's getting old. Too many pervs out there...scary.
Yeah, site meters can be very disturbing. And also, another source of sitting on the computer!!
I am addicted to my stats.
Although, the other day someone found me by looking up "Ritas Boobs" which had me in fits of giggles and the worried astonishment for a better part of the day.
Last week my wife almost had a fit. She was using my computer to do a google search. She typed in 's' and it gave the list of every search I've done that started with s. The first one on the the list was:
"sara barenaked".
What the hell?! Thinks my wife (named sara).
Being a conscientious computer borrower, she asked me what I had been searching for rather than following it herself.
Of course, I was just looking for the song by Sarah Mclaughlan and the Barenaked Ladies.
I swear to god. :)
AMK - I check my stats just because I can...but the latest search words have made me think twice about doing it again.
Ritapita...boobs aren't all that bad...kind of a compliment!
Anonymous, sure likely story! Only kidding...I believe you...I buy spices on line. One url is spicehouse.com and there's another one thespicehouse.com.
One you get spices, the other you get porn. I never remember which is which so if someone checked my history they'd be wondering about my proclivities for sure!
My search hits are also very disturbing...mostly some twisted and sick verion of something I wrote in good faith...
strange and weird...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Oh no! That's just insane. Grandma would give them searchers a piece of her mind!
Oh, maybe thats where you got it from? ;-)
You are one to speak your opinions, yet even when its differing from mine, i'm never offended. That's one of the reasons I always come back.
Hugs to you!!
Bradley - sometimes I think the people at Google have sick, twisted programmers. They manage, as you say, to take some innocent stuff and link it together into something repulsive.
Thanks Lawbrat - I don't mean to offend anyone, but I do need to be myself here or why bother writing? Wait till you read about Grandma's ugly bride book...you'll see she wasn't always so nice...
Where are the naked Granny pics? I don't get it. Google said you'd have them for me.
I have no idea how to check what people are searching for that brings them to me. And perhaps that's just as well.
OMG, this is just too funny. And very disturbing at the same time.
I have no idea how to check my stats, I'm very low-tech like that. READ: Dumb at anything technical. It's amazing I remember how to turn on the PC everytime.
More Grandma stories!!!
Nilbo and Along - you are lucky you can't see what people are searching for...some are just heartbreaking...you can picture the person up in the middle of the night writing: What is this rash on my penis and is it cancer...(I don't know why this poor soul was directed to my blog, but I got that search once...hope he's okay)
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