Dear Marry,

You ARE a ham sandwich.

You can be “not a turkey sandwich,” or “not a roast beef sandwich,” and even “not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” But there is only one “not a ham sandwich” and that is our Summer.

So take that stolen blog name and return it to the person who owns it; who earned respect, admiration, and love for writing under this very original title.

Render unto Summer the things which are Summer’s.

Don’t be petty; don’t be a thief, Marry.

Or burn.

Yours truly