The Top Two Reasons People Come to my Blog
Cat Throwing Up White Foam
All over the universe, cats are throwing up white foam. It's an epidemic. I get at least 10 people a day coming to this blog searching for cats who are throwing up white foam. I must have written about it once or twice in my blog, but you'd think it was a daily topic by the number of people who are interested in such an event.
Purring pukers have reached an all time high in my blog stats and I can't help but wonder if soon we'll hear about another cat food recall. Why else would feline hurling be the number one reason people come to my blog?
Dog with Red Swollen Toe
As many barfing cats as the world contains, it equally contains dogs with swollen toes. What's up with that? Are people putting on steel tipped boots and tromping on their dog's paws? Is there a new dog toe disease spreading its way around the globe?
Why no cats with red swollen toes? Why no dogs throwing up white foam? I don't get it.
Cat Throwing Up White Foam
All over the universe, cats are throwing up white foam. It's an epidemic. I get at least 10 people a day coming to this blog searching for cats who are throwing up white foam. I must have written about it once or twice in my blog, but you'd think it was a daily topic by the number of people who are interested in such an event.
Purring pukers have reached an all time high in my blog stats and I can't help but wonder if soon we'll hear about another cat food recall. Why else would feline hurling be the number one reason people come to my blog?
Dog with Red Swollen Toe
As many barfing cats as the world contains, it equally contains dogs with swollen toes. What's up with that? Are people putting on steel tipped boots and tromping on their dog's paws? Is there a new dog toe disease spreading its way around the globe?
Why no cats with red swollen toes? Why no dogs throwing up white foam? I don't get it.
posted by mary bishop | 7:54 AM
14 Comments:
ahhh - the searches that bring people to you.
I'll have you know I did not search on EITHER of those things to get to your site (or at all for that matter.)
btw - new updates on the blog :) ALIT and cuteness :)
Grandma's girdle is number three and from there it goes down hill ;-)
My legacy: cat puke.
Hi MB!
You are so cute!
Let them come to your blog for whatever reason..........here they will find wit, fun, and warmth!
I come to your blog every day, and it's because it's a warm and wonderful place to visit, so there!!!
And I agree about the word verification..........how annoying! So glad you don't have that!!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
Love ya!
Linda
HI Linda!! I hate WV and would much rather get spam than have to deal with that all the time. My keyboard has almost no traces left of what letters are on the keys -- good thing I'm a touch typist, but still, doing those WVs I sometimes have to look and when I look down I see black keys with little bits of white on them...I could get a new keyboard but this one works fine...unless you need to look up a letter! thanks for your kind words xoxoxo
Hello, that luck that I know you. I wait for by my blog to you. To the right there is a button translator. Kisses from Uruguay.
Hi Monica - from what I can see, your blog is about love and peace. I too love the whole world and not just my small part of it and wish peace to all people.
I am not a believer in any god but I do believe that each one of us has the responsibility to make our world better.
hmm - monica left me the same message on my blog... How interesting. :)
i'm a touch typist too which is good cuz my keyboard at work is losing letters and it was 'spensive... :)
hehe - grandma's girdle - such wonderful imagery. :) (i answered some of your ?? by the by . . .)
HUGS to the aminals and you as well...
LOL I never thought that would be the #1 reason to visit your blog. Foaming cats!
BTW My a#1 search on my blog is from china. Everyday I get hits from people in china looking for dirt on wal-mart.
Gavin Elster- at work
Gavin my love, who the hell knows why people search for what they do - foaming cats is a big one...just checked my stats and I have to say, there are way too many foaming cats.
Something should be done about this? Perhaps we should employ Karl Rove...he might have the answer.
Arsehole that he is... he looks like he eats cat puke for dinner. Actually he looks like someone that -- during WWII, would kill you for your belt buckle.
Will we ever get our country back? I wonder while cats puke.
love you MB...you're so cute and totally funny...it's b/c you r. the best!!! xxoo
cat puke... at least you'll be known for something?
mary bishop expert on all things related to cat puke...;)
foamin cats and swollen dog toes...
people do searches on things for a reason...:)
cats throw up for many reasons... they eat bugs, they get into the wrong thing. dogs get swollen toes for the same reasons... not everyone is tromping around in steel toes... bug bites, step on glass... the dog bit themself...
where was i going with this...
oh yeah i am the eternal optimist so i just wanted to say that no matter what the search records say not everything is as bad as it seems :)
love ya hon! check out ilannas blog - its an ALIT contest!
When did you take this poll? Ha. Man, where have I been?
My cat Bear threw up white foam this morning!
LB - you don't come here often, but when you do you always bring tons of good vibes! Thanks...I am kinda cute ;-)
Hey mini, whatcha knitting? Maybe you could become rich making personalized cat puke holders...(I got the referrals, believe me!)
Nicole, just my blog stats which show what people were searching for on Google, for example...put in cat puke and you'll see my blog pop up, over and over and over again...hahhaha
Lori, oh no, poor Bear. Is Bear ok now? I still maintain that cats hurl as a hobby. They are born bulimics!!
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