Copy this into your blog if you like and customize it to reflect you! (Taken from Mindful Things who took it from another blog who took it from another blog etc.)
Accent: New England accent
Bra size: just right
Chore I hate: Any kind of organization
Dad's name: Paul
Essential makeup: mascara, lipstick
Favorite perfume: Shalimar
Gold or silver: Gold and yellow gold at that, though I will accept rose gold.
Hometown: I can't answer that, I'm in the witness protection program.
Interesting Fact: Housework expands to the amount of time you have to do it in.
Job Title: dilettante
Kids: I have them and love them.
Living arrangements: House
Mom's birthplace: Paris
Number of apples eaten last week: I can't answer this. I already told you I was in a witness protection program!
Hospital stays: births. One FUO stay as opposed to a UFO stay.
Phobias: I worry about my teeth. I dream of teeth. I hate dentists. It's all about teeth for me when you ask about phobias.
Question you ask yourself a lot: Why don't I accomplish more?
Religious affiliation: Zero -Recovering Catholic
Siblings: One sister and one brother
Time I wake up: 6-7 AM.
Unnatural hair color: Platinum blonde.
Natural hair color: Light Ash blonde
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Lima beans
Worst habit: You'd probably say smoking but I say trying to make everyone happy.
X-rays: a bunch
Yummy food I make: Lots of things if I do say so myself. But simple foods.
Zodiac sign: Libra in soul, Virgo in date
I'm adding one here: (says LB)
Favorite (Drinking) Toast: I drink to your health when you're near me; I drink to your health when I'm alone. I've drunk to your health so damn many times, I've almost lost my own.
I'm adding three:
Secret: Mary Bishop isn't actually my real name.
Why not tell it all? I am pretty outspoken and in the past have made enemies and stalkers who have tried to contact me at home. I therefore have to stay a bit anonymous even though I'd rather not. (I should stay anonymous just for the Mother-in-law gene post I wrote a few months back!)
Most adventurous feat: 1600 miles on a Harley in the bitch seat in October.
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There you go Laurenbove. I copy and pasted and answered as I said I would.
Accent: New England accent
Bra size: just right
Chore I hate: Any kind of organization
Dad's name: Paul
Essential makeup: mascara, lipstick
Favorite perfume: Shalimar
Gold or silver: Gold and yellow gold at that, though I will accept rose gold.
Hometown: I can't answer that, I'm in the witness protection program.
Interesting Fact: Housework expands to the amount of time you have to do it in.
Job Title: dilettante
Kids: I have them and love them.
Living arrangements: House
Mom's birthplace: Paris
Number of apples eaten last week: I can't answer this. I already told you I was in a witness protection program!
Hospital stays: births. One FUO stay as opposed to a UFO stay.
Phobias: I worry about my teeth. I dream of teeth. I hate dentists. It's all about teeth for me when you ask about phobias.
Question you ask yourself a lot: Why don't I accomplish more?
Religious affiliation: Zero -Recovering Catholic
Siblings: One sister and one brother
Time I wake up: 6-7 AM.
Unnatural hair color: Platinum blonde.
Natural hair color: Light Ash blonde
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Lima beans
Worst habit: You'd probably say smoking but I say trying to make everyone happy.
X-rays: a bunch
Yummy food I make: Lots of things if I do say so myself. But simple foods.
Zodiac sign: Libra in soul, Virgo in date
I'm adding one here: (says LB)
Favorite (Drinking) Toast: I drink to your health when you're near me; I drink to your health when I'm alone. I've drunk to your health so damn many times, I've almost lost my own.
I'm adding three:
Secret: Mary Bishop isn't actually my real name.
Why not tell it all? I am pretty outspoken and in the past have made enemies and stalkers who have tried to contact me at home. I therefore have to stay a bit anonymous even though I'd rather not. (I should stay anonymous just for the Mother-in-law gene post I wrote a few months back!)
Most adventurous feat: 1600 miles on a Harley in the bitch seat in October.
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There you go Laurenbove. I copy and pasted and answered as I said I would.
posted by mary bishop | 2:14 PM
8 Comments:
What is your real name?
Oooh Nice MB...I love that toast. I'm going to steal it from you. I can't wait. I love a good toast.
You're so funny and witty. You should start a novel blog. I've seen it done and sometimes it gets picked up by an agent or publisher.
That would be cool.
It's a gorgeous day. Everyone air out the house! Yea!
I'd write more but I gotta p.
anon -- very very funny!
LB go p! Thanks for the compliments - I've thought of a novel blog but wonder about copyright laws...?
As long as you state somewhere on it that it's copyrighted material it cannot be reproduced for commercial purposes without your permission. Copyrights aren't like patents. Totally feasible with a blog.
P.S. That's wasn't legal advice - that was just a related remark by a law student. (You won't catch me practicing unauthorized practice of law!)
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