I’ve been going over the Google searches that have brought people to my blog door, and I noticed that cat puking and Ivory soap in the bed sheets for leg cramps were top searches since Thanksgiving.

I wonder if turkey is responsible for leg cramps. Maybe turkey is also responsible for cat puking too. I don’t know. But it is odd to have so many people so interested in soap and puke in the last few days.

Waxing testicles shows up periodically, but I have to think it’s not quite the fad it once was. That search used to be number one but is now down on the list.

It has been replaced with dog has swollen toe; bumps on testicles and sex with Grandma, in case you want to know.

One last thing, for the people who show up here because their cat is throwing up foam or their dog has a swollen toe, ear, tail etc. How about you should take your animals to the vets instead of coming to my blog?

I worry about your animals and sometimes it keeps me awake at night.