I’m happy to hear that Anna Nicole has been embalmed.
I was lying awake at night wondering when they’d finally do it and now that they have, I just hope no one steals the corpse like they did with Eva Peron.
The news lately is so bizarre it almost seems like fiction.
Now that Britney has sheared her head so that her drapes match her carpet, eBay is selling her hair, Bic lighter and can of Red Bull for one million dollars. What a deal!
I guess Brit will continue to dabble in the ridiculous and the dangerous until she ends up a younger version of Anna Nicole.
All she needs now is an aged billionaire boyfriend, 82 baby daddies, a trunk full of drugs and some portable barf bags.
Money can buy you micro-sized dogs and macro-sized earrings, but it can’t buy you respectability or class.
It can, however buy you Brit’s hair extensions and lots of loving devoted fathers for your baby if you choose to die early.
Wake up girl or your wake is next.
posted by mary bishop | 8:49 AM
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Drapes match the carpets,,,hahaha. Good one.
Well, I just figured out what's goin' on. According to Chinese New Year info I heard this morning, it's the year of fire and water. Lots of controversy will be the theme of 2007. Year of the pig! Yes, I'm a pig and so will my granddaughter be. Whoohoo!
Happy Sunday Mary.
I laughed at myself on that one. You and your granddaughter to be cannot be pigs, but you can be Babes!
Happy Sunday to you too! I'm going out for dinner tonight, maybe my host will be making PORK hahaha
i like yur blog yur funny
hehehe - drapes matching the carpet - it took me a little bit before the meaning of that really hit. (silly ilanna) :) (snicker)
Anyways - i'm glad anna is at least another step closer. I tell ya - in cases like this where there's battle over where to bury them, i said - Play Solomon. Cut 'em in half length wise and bury half one place and half the other. The thing that made her anna is LOOONG gone. but likely - if they did that then they'd be fighting over which side got the bigger boob or something. LOL
Mary - I found a new site with some very liberal and amusing political cartoons. you might like it. The one that struck me the most was this one: http://www.idrewthis.org/d/20050228.html
heheheh :)
I'm still grieving Anna Nicole's passing. We had such a special thing. I'm so glad we were able to have a child together before she shuffled off this mortal coil, leaving me alone and penniless, you know, except for the kid, what's-her-name's, inheritance, which I will be claiming shortly.
Brittney is a mess.
Lindsey is a mess
Tara is a mess.
I want place money on who's next but its such a close race.
I have never seen such a horrible PUBLIC fuss over a dead body. Ever.
I guess there is no respect for her even in death. I'm amazed. How many books and TV movies will her life spawn? Do you think her saga is too good for the small screen? How about Brittney Tara or Lindsey playing her on the big screen?
Hi Anon...thanks!
Ilanna, I can't believe that no one will get a photo of the decaying Anna ato see for 5 million dollars to some tabloid. Cameras can be hidden anywhere today and her mother has already said and done things for money that is despicable. (I'll check that site out!)
Nilbo - I have been waiting to hear your name proposed as a possible babydaddy! I had heard that Anna's first choice for her baby's name was Nilbolynn, but I just dismissed it as gossip.
Gavin - Anna, even after she lost weight is a cash cow, and in her death more of a cash cow. Is it really this difficult to figure out where that woman wanted to be buried? Of course not, but that judge has hopes of a TV career like Judge Judy and he needs this time to quip and spar and show off.
In the mean time the ME again warns that she ain't looking too good, so all the talk about preserving her beauty is sick to the point of necrophilia as no one dead is beautiful as they decompose.
Disgusting and it won't end till the weekend I heard.
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