It: Depends
It was the diaper part that got to me.
Sure it’s a bit nuts to go out and buy pepper spray, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, knife and rubber tubing, plus rubber gloves and garbage bags to take with you to meet up with your paramour’s other woman, but to put on diapers? No, she’s definitely not in her right mind.
Astronaut Lisa Nowak proved that she was a real space cadet by snapping on her Depends, so that she wouldn’t have to stop to take a pee as she drove hundreds of miles to meet up with Air Force Captain, Colleen Shipman, the object of her jealousy.
Newspapers report the police seized two wet diapers in Nowak’s car plus a trench coat, wig and make-up. (a very disturbing mental image, no?)
Nowak needs some big-time therapy as she obviously is coming from some other planet.
If you asked me if I thought she was a raving lunatic or just a woman in love, I’d have to say: “Depends.”
It was the diaper part that got to me.
Sure it’s a bit nuts to go out and buy pepper spray, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, knife and rubber tubing, plus rubber gloves and garbage bags to take with you to meet up with your paramour’s other woman, but to put on diapers? No, she’s definitely not in her right mind.
Astronaut Lisa Nowak proved that she was a real space cadet by snapping on her Depends, so that she wouldn’t have to stop to take a pee as she drove hundreds of miles to meet up with Air Force Captain, Colleen Shipman, the object of her jealousy.
Newspapers report the police seized two wet diapers in Nowak’s car plus a trench coat, wig and make-up. (a very disturbing mental image, no?)
Nowak needs some big-time therapy as she obviously is coming from some other planet.
If you asked me if I thought she was a raving lunatic or just a woman in love, I’d have to say: “Depends.”
posted by mary bishop | 10:25 AM
15 Comments:
Ha. I was talking to my dad last night and like you, he could see all the other stuff and being jealous but the diaper thing,,,no. He said, "She'll never live that down, ever". and I think he's right.
What a weird story. Again, it's the diaper thing otherwise not so much.
I know lots of people (us women especially) who put on Depends before traveling. I do! I've never had to "use it" but it's a securer feeling than worrying if you'll make it to the next exit in time. I know a woman rower who wears "diapers" when she goes out rowing for hours, and I am sure sailors wear these in rough water so they don't have to go down to use the head. It's very common though most people would not admit to it. Instead of calling them diapers, they are actually "briefs" and it sounds better. They use amazing technology that has been developed in the last decade, I read an article in Scientific American (I think) about the technology.
--oh, but agree, she will never live that down despite my prior comment!
Hi Dashababy! I've heard some weird stories about what a person will do when extremely jealous...but this one does me in! It's terrible, but everything she did (except the diapers) could almost be understandable in a woman crazy with jealousy -- except the diaper thing...
Hi Anonymous. I guess my Depends-wearing friends are keeping it a secret from me. ;-)
this chick has become completely unhinged. did you see her mug shot? she does not look in any remote way like the woman who went up in space last summer.
its sad and i hope they find her mental help.
Mini...what really frosts me about women who allow themselves to go nuts (I think in many cases they give themselves permission to go off the deep end and know better..for ex: she used cash so as not to be traced; a disguise and a false name..how stupid is that?)...is she has children...I am so sick and tired of parents not cherishing and protecting their children above all things including when they are having affairs!!!
what a lovely pun. i dont care how much of a rush i may be in, i would not want to be sitting in a dipper soaked in urine.
Supposedly she's bi-polar. Other sources say that she's narcisstic. It may be neither or both. I try to be sensitive towards claims of mental illness... and her behavior certainly sounds abnormal. Still, bi-polar behavior doesn't usually come from nowhere, so she must have had strange incidents before... Didn't anyone notice? That thought alone is scary!
It's said that she PAMPERS herself Nate because no one else will do it.
Irina..I'm not sure what bi-polar is as lately it's being diagnosed as often as a runny nose.
You'd think something had occurred prior to the event that would have tipped off loved ones or co-workers that something wasn't right with her.
The puns are absolutely wonderful. :)
and yeah - the diaper is the part that sticks. Too strange.
I have a few issues with her actions though. a) I've never quite understood that level of emotion that you will plan ahead a kidnapping/assault plan etc. (crime of passion spur of the moment, I can understand but this was planned.) B) I have NEVER understood why they go after the other woman. Why not go after the man who is two timing? (granted this is more of a probable getting rival out of her way, rather than him cheating on her but still... why do you want that guy so bad anyway?) c) she is giving women in general (and the mentally ill) a bad name with this stunt. There has to have been some corssed wires somewhere. as Minijaxter said, the difference in appearance from Nasa photo to mug shot is disturbing.
ON the floor...I don't know...it "depends"
Ha ha!
that was a good one!
mary
i am wondering if going up in space taxes one mentally?
they give astronauts mental assessments before they go up but not when they come back.
so i am wondering how many people suffer other sorts of chronic depression or manic depressive states.
i mean obviously not all of them are mentally unhinged. but it stands to reason that putting that much stress on your body could do something unnatural to it.
not to mention that she went into space how cool is that? maybe she was looking for something to give her that adrenaline rush and trying to kill someone was the only thing in her mentally unstable mind that would do it?
who knows what lurks in the minds of those suffering from insanity.
Ilanna, I find that amazing too...in a love triangle it's always the woman going after the woman...instead of the guy who's playing both sides.
Nate and Marko, glad you like my puns LUVS ahahahah
Mini...you have brought up excellent points! I am going to give lots of thought to that adrenaline part. I have friends who are absolute adrenaline junkies. They have to have a trajedy or a big todo about something or they aren't happy.
It can be another adiction to some...very interesting....
Diaper? Lazy ass ! If she really was going to kill that woman she would have used a CATHETER! We can all learn from her mistakes.
CATHETER! (the word makes me retreat into myself in fear)
Catheter eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk! Okay so she wasn't completely nuts!!
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