Crazy things happening.

A friend gave me my first Webkinz -- a cute kitty sitting on my computer hard drive, but I haven't registered her yet. Finbar, real kitty, has had an upset stomach the past few days so I'm worried about him, even if he is still filled with piss and vinegar.

I try to avoid work if at all possible, but I've been pulled screaming and kicking into doing some jobs recently. That really cuts into my fun time. Money is nice though.

Lately it seems a slew of family members and friends have had need for help and dammit if I can help I'm going to do it.

So OJ might finally go to jail? How odd that a robbery might carry more weight than double deaths.

Brittany is hell bent on losing her kids and doesn't seem to get it that even all the money in the world might not be enough to earn the right to raise your own children.

More Republican neocons are having troubles with male on male sex...wide stance or no wide stance.

Police are tasering college students for staying too long at the mic at a college lecture.

Finally I saw the word Blackwater in the newspapers: the Iraqis want them out of Iraq - nice to see the word published as one would think this group of christian vigilantes and paid killers didn't exist if you depended upon today's media to give you the news.

E coli is alive and well and living in bagged salads -- pet food and anything made in China are making us or our pets sick or hurt.

Bees are dying and there is less and less fish in the ocean.

Mice are thriving.

It will cost you $100 a day to heat a large pool with propane.

Brussel sprouts will be back in stores soon.

That's all the news that's fit to print.