Lieberman is Losing ( not only elections) but his MIND
As a blogger, aren't you getting sick of Liebs blaming us for his loss? Come on, this is getting nuttier and nuttier. I'm a normal woman who lives in a normal house with a normal family doing normal things and I don't like being demonized one bit.
I don't like being called unAmerican because I used my American privilege of casting a ballot. I guess it's only okay if I blog and vote, providing I vote and blog for Lieberman.
The AP says: " Lieberman is also getting support from some Republicans, including U.S. Rep. Mark Kennedy, the GOP Minnesota Senate candidate; and Mike McGavick, the Republican Senate candidate in Washington.
President Bush's top adviser, Karl Rove, said he called Lieberman on primary night and wished him well, although he denied offering the senator help in the election's final hours.
"I called him, he's a personal friend, and I called him Tuesday afternoon, five o'clock thereabout, and wished him well on his election that night," Rove told reporters traveling with the president to Wisconsin. "It was a personal call."
Why is this the conversation I can hear in my mind?
Rove: Joe, how'd that website crash work for you? As promised, your name and your website was repeated all day long. The hounds at Fox, worked Lamont over like he knew where Osama bin Laden was. We pointed the finger at Lamont and the sheep went with it.
Not one person thought about who'd benefit from crashing your website. I told you. Facts don't count. I'll help you with another self-sabotaged event -- bigger better next time. Maybe your campaign headquarters can be "bugged" I have some experience on that one.
Joe: Fab job Karl. The press loved it. You did good. God's on our side.
Rove: Cheney sends his best. Now tell me again why (Credit Union Legislative Action Council) CUNA (www.cuna.org) spent so much money sending out campaign literature supporting you? I mean they dumped a ton of bucks on their hokey Joe ads they stuffed in mailboxes daily. So now, what do you owe them?
Joe: I'm not a Greenwich millionaire, I needed money so I made promises and compromises. We'll talk more but not on this line...it isn't secure. (homeland security and all that.)
Hey Karl, keep talking up terrorism and linking it to bloggers and Lamont and Iraq --we'll be scott free.
Make people dump out their shampoo, perfume and Vermont Maple Syrup at airports and blame Lamont and bloggers. In fact, anything that happens from now on will be placed on the heads of bloggers and people who think staying the course on the Iraq war is not a good idea. Got it?
We'll shut those bloggers up.
Rove: Sure Joe, then we'll talk about what you owe me now.
Joe: Hey, be careful. Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the guy that lost the Vice Presidency of these United States. I also lost the nomination to run for president and recently just lost my incumbent position as Democratic nominee for senate, Buster. Look out.
Rove: So, you're a member of Weight Watchers?
Joe: No way, I'm as slim as ever.
Rove: Keep in mind, losers only win in diets. Joe, you owe me big time.
As a blogger, aren't you getting sick of Liebs blaming us for his loss? Come on, this is getting nuttier and nuttier. I'm a normal woman who lives in a normal house with a normal family doing normal things and I don't like being demonized one bit.
I don't like being called unAmerican because I used my American privilege of casting a ballot. I guess it's only okay if I blog and vote, providing I vote and blog for Lieberman.
The AP says: " Lieberman is also getting support from some Republicans, including U.S. Rep. Mark Kennedy, the GOP Minnesota Senate candidate; and Mike McGavick, the Republican Senate candidate in Washington.
President Bush's top adviser, Karl Rove, said he called Lieberman on primary night and wished him well, although he denied offering the senator help in the election's final hours.
"I called him, he's a personal friend, and I called him Tuesday afternoon, five o'clock thereabout, and wished him well on his election that night," Rove told reporters traveling with the president to Wisconsin. "It was a personal call."
Why is this the conversation I can hear in my mind?
Rove: Joe, how'd that website crash work for you? As promised, your name and your website was repeated all day long. The hounds at Fox, worked Lamont over like he knew where Osama bin Laden was. We pointed the finger at Lamont and the sheep went with it.
Not one person thought about who'd benefit from crashing your website. I told you. Facts don't count. I'll help you with another self-sabotaged event -- bigger better next time. Maybe your campaign headquarters can be "bugged" I have some experience on that one.
Joe: Fab job Karl. The press loved it. You did good. God's on our side.
Rove: Cheney sends his best. Now tell me again why (Credit Union Legislative Action Council) CUNA (www.cuna.org) spent so much money sending out campaign literature supporting you? I mean they dumped a ton of bucks on their hokey Joe ads they stuffed in mailboxes daily. So now, what do you owe them?
Joe: I'm not a Greenwich millionaire, I needed money so I made promises and compromises. We'll talk more but not on this line...it isn't secure. (homeland security and all that.)
Hey Karl, keep talking up terrorism and linking it to bloggers and Lamont and Iraq --we'll be scott free.
Make people dump out their shampoo, perfume and Vermont Maple Syrup at airports and blame Lamont and bloggers. In fact, anything that happens from now on will be placed on the heads of bloggers and people who think staying the course on the Iraq war is not a good idea. Got it?
We'll shut those bloggers up.
Rove: Sure Joe, then we'll talk about what you owe me now.
Joe: Hey, be careful. Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the guy that lost the Vice Presidency of these United States. I also lost the nomination to run for president and recently just lost my incumbent position as Democratic nominee for senate, Buster. Look out.
Rove: So, you're a member of Weight Watchers?
Joe: No way, I'm as slim as ever.
Rove: Keep in mind, losers only win in diets. Joe, you owe me big time.
posted by mary bishop | 9:17 PM
6 Comments:
eg - i think that would be awesome.
but i dont want him associated with republicans its bad enough we got the jerks we ahve now.
at any rate... that was good mb i liked that.
i cant believe they are blaming bloggers for lieberman losing the election.
people will find any excuse right?
Yeah guys...he should just give it up...Cheney loves him, Bush loves him, Karl Rove is his personal friend? That says sooooooo much to me.
And while Lieberman still thinks it's marvelous that we're in Iraq, Iran is planning our demise....
Do you think Lieberman will win the election as an indie?
Hello Dirty Joke Sir! No I don't believe he's going to win. I believe that the American people are done with "stay the course" and voters in Connecticut realize we haven't had a senator representing our state for a while. Lieberman is full of himself and less interested in state problems than he is in reclaiming his scepter and crown.
mb did you wire tap big joe?
PG - No, just a vivid imagination mixed with wary feelings about today's political alliances...Bush, Rove, Cheney, God and Lieberman vs the rest of us.
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