Necrophilia

Well I must admit there is a small amount of shame when one admits to dabbling in necrophilia -- I'm not sure what is worse necrophilia or coprophilia, but I have never even thought of participating in the latter as I have had occasion lately to participate in the former.

It all started with the online game Fish Tycoon. I refused to indulge myself by buying the $19.95 full version of the game, nor did I care to download the ten day trial game. I contented myself with the free online version even though most of the features needed to win the game would not be available to me.

I started playing about a month ago, here and there when I could get my computer to work and get my husband off the computer.

It is an addicting game and I decided I would win it at all costs.

You mate fish breeds until you get the "magic fish" of which there are seven. I was doing pretty well, had 4 of the magic fish by both research and coincidence when I realized that some of the fish I needed for breeding were dying almost instantly in my tank.

Alas, how was I to win with dead fish? And then by sheer serendipity I mistakenly mated a live fish with a "dead" fish and voila -- there was my magic fish.

Dead fish mating became the only way I could win and so I brazenly mated the dead ones until all seven magic fish were found.

Now I am rich in Fish Tycoon dollars and have solved the puzzle of the magic fish but must live with the shame of using dead fish to win.

That's my story.