Dear John McCain,
I watched you last night and boy you've gone way down hill. You looked physically ill or in pain or both. You doddered around the stage as if you couldn't find your way back to your stool. You look nothing like the man of two years ago and have aged dramatically recently.
I don't know a delicate way to say this, but, has Sarah Palin been preparing your meals?
If so, I'd refuse to eat any more of Palin's cooking. That one is up to no good.
John, she really really wants to be president and won't let anything get in her way...not even you.
Get some blood work done ASAP, Mary
I watched you last night and boy you've gone way down hill. You looked physically ill or in pain or both. You doddered around the stage as if you couldn't find your way back to your stool. You look nothing like the man of two years ago and have aged dramatically recently.
I don't know a delicate way to say this, but, has Sarah Palin been preparing your meals?
If so, I'd refuse to eat any more of Palin's cooking. That one is up to no good.
John, she really really wants to be president and won't let anything get in her way...not even you.
Get some blood work done ASAP, Mary
posted by mary bishop | 12:48 PM
6 Comments:
Hey Mary... funny you should write this. I have been telling friends that if McPain (sic) gets elected he needs to immediately hire a food taster!
How did you like yesterday's rally where dear John called everyone his fellow prisoners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mBi7d6e5KI&feature=related).
Thanks for the compliment in our last exchange! I would love to take her on, ah but alas, they don't let her speak to anyone who isn't with Faux News and even then a limited list of interviewers. Maybe if I said I wanted to write a Moose Cookbook... y'think? :)
EC - yes I did hear him and couldn't believe my ears...then there was the guy introducing Biden and said: the next vice president of the united states, John McCain....he was terribly embarrassed...
I don't know about you, but I can't wait for this to be over but in some sick way I am also spending every second I have to check up on the news...
As for Troopergate, first dude said his wife knew nothing about his actions... hahahah what a kidder...
Oh Mary... I have friends (and I am in some agreement here) that want it to be over soon - with the desired outcome - because this is just too nerve wracking! It is addictive. I find myself just watching video after video... I think "it's only 30 seconds" but they are ALL only 30 seconds LOL.
Oh troopergate what kidders they are! What happened to all that cooperation and transparency... along with what happened to her popularity that WAS 80% and is now much lower?
I have a theory: Alaska is very pro McCain/Palin - I think it's so they get rid of her up there! ;)
good point - foist your enemy off on someone else... :) but - there aren't enough moose in washington - my guess is there will be more vacations than mr bushie has had . . .
Bite your tongue Ilanna... though if they are the ones elected I would welcome their absence... would do less harm! I figure she'll call open season on liberals and allow aerial hunting in Rock Creek Park.
BTW, have you all heard about the 4000 combat troops that have been brought home and assigned to Northern Command to combat civil unrest? Hmmm... now what were those signs of fascism and dictatorships I was reading about lately . . .
Ilanna and EC - exciting day today -- will Palin get a wrist slap for her obvious vendetta: Troopergate? Will she have to pay more taxes because of her "interesting" tax return? Will she incite people to riot in her roll as domestic terrorist?
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