Meme Chose

This came to me via Laurenbove.

Thanks LB!

The rules are simple when you're tagged. Choose 5 items from the list to write about. Tag 3 other people when you're done.

The theme is, as you can see, "If I could be..."

If I could be a scientist

If I could be a farmer I’d grow huge watermelons and ride them like they were broncos.

If I could be a musician

If I could be a doctor I would pull out my RX pad and write myself all the prescriptions I might need to take excellent care of myself and also have a few really nice highs, now and then. (Sorry Doc Nos, but it’s true)

If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionaryIf I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer

If I could be an inn-keeper I’d insist that my guests called me “Serving Wench” and slap my behind.

If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer

If I could be a llama-rider, I would give up my watermelon riding and be happy with being a llovely, llady-llike llama mounter.

If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut


If I could be a justice on any one court in the world, I’d pick the United States Supreme Court and I’d be a true thorn in the side of the right-wing uber conservative justices.

If I could be married to any current famous political figure
If I could be a world famous blogger
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I tag hmmmmm who can I tag who hasn’t been tagged…hmmmmm I tag….okay I made up my mind.
I tag Doc Nos, Andrea and Paintergirl.