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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A New Keyword Search Term to my Blog
(Breaking news....)

Waxed testicles!

Help!!!!

Things are going from bad to worse for me. I must be known as internet slut of the year or genitalia genius or professor of potty mouth.

These searchers have to start using quotation marks in their searches. If they had done that my poor blog's reputation wouldn't be so sullied. I did use the word waxed and I did use the word testicles in a blog entry but never together!!!

posted by mary bishop | 4:41 PM

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a funny lady. I read this blog often. Jeremy R.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Echrai said...

Other things that should never be paired in a blog: "dog poop soup", "rectal lice", "monkey fellatio", or "horny saxaphone" Okay, so the last one has been done before.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find that I always get loads of hits whenever I misspell something important. I got a flurry from the UK when I posted on "interrigation."

12:47 AM  
Blogger Irina Tsukerman said...

You might want to contact these people... They must have very interesting reasons for searching for that stuff!

10:01 AM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Thanks Jeremy R. welcome!

Echrai..rectal lice is very close to Susie's post on bootie flies - wonder if I could get Rosie to come to my blog if I did a whole piece on rectal lice?

CB - I never noticed misspellings causing a rush to my blog, but maybe I should try it.

Doc - thanks - I don't like to have shame even if I have no shame.

Irina, you can't (or at least I can't) contact the searchers -- all I know is the terms they searched for which have something in common with my blog.

Yesterday I got 09:35:10 "friday isn't friday anymore" (Google)
10/05/2005 23:55:32 popularity of thong underwear among teens (Google)
which aren't too bad...

2:21 PM  
Blogger Echrai said...

So I finally did a little investigating - the only searches that have brought people to my blog so far have been disgustingly sane. Roommates+suck, Great+Dane, that sort of thing. I think I need to intentionally write more varied posts. :)

10:14 PM  

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