I'm baaaccccckkkkkkkk!
Thanks for missing me if you did and I dreamed of blogland while I was away. I really did dream of specific bloggers and the dream was hilarious. What does that say about my twisted mind?
My extremely unPC but (for me) rather succinct take on Disneyworld is --it is filled with women with extremely large asses, too many old people on scooters, and too many severely retarded, agitated adults who are allowed to terrorize small children.
Then there is the fake wheelchair brigade -- they get wheeled up front to any event because of their wheels but they are using the chair because they don't care to walk, not because they can't walk. Mostly all of these people also have extremely large asses also.
Also do not go there unless you are filthy rich.
You can become Disneyized -- something in the water maybe? Subliminal messages perhaps? I don't know, but I swore I'd eschew any mouse-like items but wore home a Mickey Mouse t-shirt.
I gained about 7 pounds I think - I don't own a scale -- have maintained my weight without trying since I was 18 - but that place makes you want to eat non-stop - it encourages super large asses. Disney has a stake in them...I had ice cream every day and I don't know why - here in CT I could go months without it.
If you want to lose weight, eat at the Rainforest Cafe - for about a hundred dollars you can get a lot of really bad food.
Watch your toes! Mine were rolled over by one scooter, four strollers and a near miss with an electric wheelchair. They were stepped on another 5 or 6 times - lots of toe damage so wear you steel-tipped workboots.
I did get one great landscaping tip - if you want your yard to look magical - put colored filters on your flood lights. Green floods on your green trees, yellow on yellow bushes, red on red etc. - it does make a magical difference!
And, Happy Mother's Day to all...without fathers and children there would be no mothers. Everyone's been a child so it's a day for everyone.
My next vacation is Provincetown in September - eclectic, eh?
Thanks for missing me if you did and I dreamed of blogland while I was away. I really did dream of specific bloggers and the dream was hilarious. What does that say about my twisted mind?
My extremely unPC but (for me) rather succinct take on Disneyworld is --it is filled with women with extremely large asses, too many old people on scooters, and too many severely retarded, agitated adults who are allowed to terrorize small children.
Then there is the fake wheelchair brigade -- they get wheeled up front to any event because of their wheels but they are using the chair because they don't care to walk, not because they can't walk. Mostly all of these people also have extremely large asses also.
Also do not go there unless you are filthy rich.
You can become Disneyized -- something in the water maybe? Subliminal messages perhaps? I don't know, but I swore I'd eschew any mouse-like items but wore home a Mickey Mouse t-shirt.
I gained about 7 pounds I think - I don't own a scale -- have maintained my weight without trying since I was 18 - but that place makes you want to eat non-stop - it encourages super large asses. Disney has a stake in them...I had ice cream every day and I don't know why - here in CT I could go months without it.
If you want to lose weight, eat at the Rainforest Cafe - for about a hundred dollars you can get a lot of really bad food.
Watch your toes! Mine were rolled over by one scooter, four strollers and a near miss with an electric wheelchair. They were stepped on another 5 or 6 times - lots of toe damage so wear you steel-tipped workboots.
I did get one great landscaping tip - if you want your yard to look magical - put colored filters on your flood lights. Green floods on your green trees, yellow on yellow bushes, red on red etc. - it does make a magical difference!
And, Happy Mother's Day to all...without fathers and children there would be no mothers. Everyone's been a child so it's a day for everyone.
My next vacation is Provincetown in September - eclectic, eh?
posted by mary bishop | 8:45 PM
8 Comments:
Sounds like an interesting trip, with large asses and all! I'm glad your back, I missed you. Got pictures? Love to see you wearing the Mickey Mouse shirt.
It sounds like a fun trip! I'm glad you had a good time. What kind of dreams did you have?
lawbrat...sorry I took no pictures...no one else did, so there are none of me..but if there were pictures of me...I'm sure I would have looked tired! (as in tires rolling over my toes leaving tread marks!)
Irina...of course you were in my dream...a statue of you actually holding Mickey's hand...you WERE Walt Disney in my dream.
Doc --all those women you describe, all their kids, all their kid's kids are at Disney -- I acquired ADHD while I was there...way too much stimulation. Wasn't there a study about Japanese anima?sp and how the black edges disturbed the children? Yet another interesting thing for me to research but...not tonight!
If we ever do Disneyworld with the kids (and I actually hope we do, I loved it when I went as a kid), it will TOTALLY be over a long 3 or 4-day weekend during the school year to avoid the crowds.
I'd actually like to go with just my husband sometime, but I doubt he'd appreciate it the way I would :)
Glad you had a good time, and glad you're back!
Funny you should write this, today. I have just been contacted by the Disney people, who discovered my post about my world-destroying ass, and have asked my ass to be the official Poster Ass for Disneyworld. How 'bout that? So, are you saying I shouldn't be using the wheelchair just to cart my ass around? Hmmm...
WELCOME BACK!
$20 says some of those big asses were in stretch pants too. Lordy.
Glad to hear you had some fattening fun!
Pictures?
Thanks for the welcome home plum, susie and andrea.
If I'd been more rested or clever I wanted to incorporate Susie's ass into my post...trust me when I say big asses I mean eighth wonders of the world...
YOU'RE BAAAACK! The 'typical' American family who visits Disney World frighten me to no end, although it does make it entertaining to sit back and just watch them. Last time I was there was ten years ago, but I spent all of my waiting for someone time doing just that.
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