The Top 8 Keywords that led readers to my blog:
tchotchkes definition (Google)
"Judge Judy" lips cosmetic surgery (Google)
Answer please; Does the CHURCH approve of husbands wearing chastity belts (Google)
ant farts (Google)
cappie pondexter lesbian (AOL)
dominionists (Google)
george bush says "it's just plain hard work" (Google)
phlegm + queasy stomach (Google)
Once I had 6 people look up "white anuses" and come to my blog...obviously I've upgraded my surfers and now have one person just looking for a definition of the word tchotchkes, another surfer very interested in Judge Judy's lips (I've never ever written a word about Judge Judy, did I???)
Chastity belts I did mention, but never for husbands! Okay I'll admit to some ant fart talk a while ago. I did write about Pondexter but never her sexual orientation. Dominionists, yes, petrified of these psychos. Bush and his refrain of "hard work" I wrote about...phlegm and queasy stomach...yup - but that was back in February.
Okay I showed you mine now it's your turn to show me yours! Come on spill -- what keywords have brought readers to your blog?
tchotchkes definition (Google)
"Judge Judy" lips cosmetic surgery (Google)
Answer please; Does the CHURCH approve of husbands wearing chastity belts (Google)
ant farts (Google)
cappie pondexter lesbian (AOL)
dominionists (Google)
george bush says "it's just plain hard work" (Google)
phlegm + queasy stomach (Google)
Once I had 6 people look up "white anuses" and come to my blog...obviously I've upgraded my surfers and now have one person just looking for a definition of the word tchotchkes, another surfer very interested in Judge Judy's lips (I've never ever written a word about Judge Judy, did I???)
Chastity belts I did mention, but never for husbands! Okay I'll admit to some ant fart talk a while ago. I did write about Pondexter but never her sexual orientation. Dominionists, yes, petrified of these psychos. Bush and his refrain of "hard work" I wrote about...phlegm and queasy stomach...yup - but that was back in February.
Okay I showed you mine now it's your turn to show me yours! Come on spill -- what keywords have brought readers to your blog?
posted by mary bishop | 2:08 PM
10 Comments:
None yet :( Apparently most "first time visitors" have been coming in via blogspot's "next blog" feature. I know this because they come from another blogspot blog, and stay for...0 seconds. How humiliating :)
I just started keeping stats this weekend, though, so I hope to start having a little more fun with it soon.
Oh yeah, but I have been surprised by the international nature of my visitors. UK, Canada, Singapore, NORWAY?? Wow...and, of course, Texas (hehee...)
That is too funny :) I just learned today that I'm getting links from Adultcams.com, but that's a far cry from white anuses. We can only hope to be as famous with the whackos as you are :)
How do you find out how people find your blogs?
Irina, I have blogpatrol on my site - you can see how many visitors have come to your site and you can also see the keywords people have put in search engines that pull up your blog. It really is fun to see what searches brought people to your blog.
My very first search engine hit was for "men peeing at the urinal in the mensroom." I was very proud. Sylow and Sparklestone got into the act (I discovered later) with "warm tepid dwarf yeast," "squirrel lick sweet dogshit," and "third grade wiggle girl underpants."
Lately I've been getting bits of the London Underground song lyrics, but nothing to the degree of the originals.
Ay Ay Captain!...shiver my timbers but I'm that happy to see you stop by my blog.
"Warm tepid dwarf yeast" is a beauty!
I seem to be the testicle gal -- my last few have been withered testicles, waxed testicles, and, alas, white testicles...which must mean I've graduated from white anuses to white testicles...
Drunk slugs and filmy phlegm have brought their share of visitors, but my most favorite of all is: drum roll ((()))))
Does the CHURCH approve of husbands wearing chastity belts?
So now I'm the expert on male chastity belts and the church's take on such items? Wouldn't a locked pouch do? Why a belt...? Why me?
A few of my favorites:
1. eraser in ear
2. Tylenol pm addiction
These two make me laugh the most. However, it does scare me a little. These poor, poor people really have an issue and need help.... and then they find me.
The biggest ewwwwww factors?
1.panty blog
2.panty freaks
3.panty drawer
4.over 60 naked lady.
I'll start by saying that I have never, ever wrote about naked women. over the age of 60 or not.
Secondly... don't mention panty in a post ever. Even innocently. Trust me.
Most Favorite:
"letter to my father" which was ranked at three.. above Kafka(!) on AOL search a few days ago. Poor grad school students. again.. they find me. Take that Kafka!
I feel like you RitaPita, so sorry when poor souls are looking up serious subjects like: Why does my dog's breath smell like fish? -- and they end up on my blog...
Thank you very much on this post. Been looking for some other reference that I might use on my research. Thanks anyway!
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