Just a few gems I noticed while shopping...
Women’s Lingerie
as opposed to Men’s lingerie?
50 cents each or Two for a dollar
What a sale!
Chicken breats (sic) on sale!
Think I’ll pass. No sic breats for me.
FDS Feminine Deodorant Spray, Delicate Breeze - 1.5 oz - $3.29 (Ask for our case price!)
Um I don’t think so – in fact, I don’t think anyone will ask this question, not even a large group of smelly females.
The Trojan Magnum XL Condoms -- King of the Big Boys.
Larger than the original Trojan Magnum, and a full 30% larger than regular condoms. This Trojan condom is designed for men who feel that current regular and large size condoms are too small. 12 pack $9.90. (Ask for our case price!)
Couldn’t if I wanted to as there was a long line of apparently extra "long" men waiting to ask.
Toddler Hose 99 cents each.
Toddler as in child? Hose as in pantyhose? Tell me it ain’t so?
Large Petite Jeans on Sale
Make up your mind
Sofia Coppola sparkling blanc de blanc in a handy pop-top can $4.99
(Get your champagne in your can! )
I’d rather drink it.
Max Factor Erase under-eye concealer $4.89
(Ask for our case price!)
Well if you need a case of the stuff you might think twice about going out in public.
50% off Off (Insect Spray)
okay okay alright already
Kid's Stools ( only brown left) $2.99
I'll have to pass on this.
WACOM's Pressure Sensitive PEN IS Here! (cordless pointing device) $45.51
Goody goody, I'll take the case price on this one!
Women’s Lingerie
as opposed to Men’s lingerie?
50 cents each or Two for a dollar
What a sale!
Chicken breats (sic) on sale!
Think I’ll pass. No sic breats for me.
FDS Feminine Deodorant Spray, Delicate Breeze - 1.5 oz - $3.29 (Ask for our case price!)
Um I don’t think so – in fact, I don’t think anyone will ask this question, not even a large group of smelly females.
The Trojan Magnum XL Condoms -- King of the Big Boys.
Larger than the original Trojan Magnum, and a full 30% larger than regular condoms. This Trojan condom is designed for men who feel that current regular and large size condoms are too small. 12 pack $9.90. (Ask for our case price!)
Couldn’t if I wanted to as there was a long line of apparently extra "long" men waiting to ask.
Toddler Hose 99 cents each.
Toddler as in child? Hose as in pantyhose? Tell me it ain’t so?
Large Petite Jeans on Sale
Make up your mind
Sofia Coppola sparkling blanc de blanc in a handy pop-top can $4.99
(Get your champagne in your can! )
I’d rather drink it.
Max Factor Erase under-eye concealer $4.89
(Ask for our case price!)
Well if you need a case of the stuff you might think twice about going out in public.
50% off Off (Insect Spray)
okay okay alright already
Kid's Stools ( only brown left) $2.99
I'll have to pass on this.
WACOM's Pressure Sensitive PEN IS Here! (cordless pointing device) $45.51
Goody goody, I'll take the case price on this one!
posted by mary bishop | 7:35 AM
10 Comments:
Where are you shopping? Seems like they wanna unload cases of stuff.
Are you shopping at the Black Market again?
I love your wit and your poetry. I love beef stew, too.
I am so glad that you liked "chocolat." I trust that you especially enjoyed my performance in it.
I lurk here most days, and your recent poetry has made it impossible for me to resist revealing myself here. Also, I was almost mentioned by name in today's post. Some of us really do need those Magnum XLs.
Your biggest fan,
Johnny Depp
Wow, Johnny Depp as commenter. Nifty. You see some AWFULLY odd things in actual stores. Hence why I tend to get out of them as quickly as possible. Normally, it was the SHOPPERS I thought of as strange, but evidently, it's also the products. Highly amusing. You make me giggle lots.
Hi: It's Babs. I don't come out in public much but if Johnny can do it, I can as well.
Well done, Mary.
Johnny: Are you doing anything this weekend? I'm free if you are!
Cripes - all kinds of celebrities today.
And, johnny depp and barbra streisand too!
Plum - we're talking Sam's Club - 8 square miles of crap you can buy in bulk.
echrai - oh the shoppers are a whole other post. Let me just say I saw the largest hooters in the world and it wasn't a pretty sight. Glad I gave you a giggle.
I couldn't get the "pen is" sign to print out right on my post...there was too little space between the pen and the is which created a penis in my mind's eye.
Mr Depp - if only you were...that's all I have to say.
(funny comment and great alias) love that man!
Barbra...you spelled your name wrong in your haste to comment - and no, you may not take my johnny depp away from me or you'll be in depp trouble!
Sorry Johnny,
I've had my eye on marybishop for a while now and you may have posted first but I'll get her in the end.
Why do you think Jennifer and I split? Angelina Jolie? No way. It was for marybishop.
Just look at the foto of her? Oh thats right, she doesn't show a foto. Get your foto up here honey!
Love,
Brad
Brad???
Oh...No...You...Didn't!
I should plant that vial of your blood on an unsolved murder scene.
You didn't *not* just dis me in public after leaving that selfish exwife of yours to be with me! Now you're after this woman? I'm so angry right now.
GODDAMMIT... I'm going to go adopt someone.
Jolie
going to adopt someone hahaha- I am laughing hysterically angelina - that was such a funny comment - laughing and laughing....
my question is, does sam's club have the same stuff as bj's and costco, or is it actually somehow different?
jg - thanks for stopping by with all the other celebrities!
Yes, they carry the same kind of warehouse bulk items.
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