World awaits Anglican Primates' Statement on Homosexuality in Ireland
What do I care about a bunch of English monkeys and their take on Irish gays or lesbians?
That headline – although using accurate language, just made me laugh. I know I’m a primate…and I’m not even talking about my last name: bishop = primate.
(Mary Primate might make me stand out in a crowd. It does have a ring to it…)
Accurate word usage or not, primate equals monkey to me, maybe too much Discovery channel from the old days before extreme makeover and forensic science shows swallowed up the channel.
When I look at that headline I see monkeys and hear an English accent -- a chimp saying Cheerio.
But all this primate talk reminds me that my last name does indicate that at some point in time some ancestor-in-law was some form of a religious person.
What a mean trick played on that poor soul! I am without a doubt the least religious person in the world.
Raised Catholic, I’d vomit up the host. Couldn’t bear swallowing it as it tasted like phlegm. I also fainted in church…hated the smell of incense and have never learned how to trust men in dresses with the exception of RuPaul.
The bloody agonized Christ on the Cross, made me want to clamp my eyes closed and never open them -- and to this day I still feel the same way.
If I go to church, it’s because someone I like a lot is getting married or died. I show respect. But inside I’m still a stomach-churning, teeth-clenching, scared-to-death child, wondering why all this talk about eating body and blood? Why the remains of a tortured man in a loin cloth at the front of the church for all to see?
My vision/version of a bunch of monkeys sitting around discussing the sex life of Irishmen works for me…it makes me laugh.
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa if you don’t like what I see.
What do I care about a bunch of English monkeys and their take on Irish gays or lesbians?
That headline – although using accurate language, just made me laugh. I know I’m a primate…and I’m not even talking about my last name: bishop = primate.
(Mary Primate might make me stand out in a crowd. It does have a ring to it…)
Accurate word usage or not, primate equals monkey to me, maybe too much Discovery channel from the old days before extreme makeover and forensic science shows swallowed up the channel.
When I look at that headline I see monkeys and hear an English accent -- a chimp saying Cheerio.
But all this primate talk reminds me that my last name does indicate that at some point in time some ancestor-in-law was some form of a religious person.
What a mean trick played on that poor soul! I am without a doubt the least religious person in the world.
Raised Catholic, I’d vomit up the host. Couldn’t bear swallowing it as it tasted like phlegm. I also fainted in church…hated the smell of incense and have never learned how to trust men in dresses with the exception of RuPaul.
The bloody agonized Christ on the Cross, made me want to clamp my eyes closed and never open them -- and to this day I still feel the same way.
If I go to church, it’s because someone I like a lot is getting married or died. I show respect. But inside I’m still a stomach-churning, teeth-clenching, scared-to-death child, wondering why all this talk about eating body and blood? Why the remains of a tortured man in a loin cloth at the front of the church for all to see?
My vision/version of a bunch of monkeys sitting around discussing the sex life of Irishmen works for me…it makes me laugh.
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa if you don’t like what I see.
23 Comments:
Don't necessarily agree, but the image is pretty funny anyway! : )
I agree that the image is funny - come to think of it, it's even funnier when you consider the antics one sees when visiting the monkey house in the zoo.
This was pretty funny but I liked the one on the sheets better. Did you find your sheets?
I'd say whoever wrote that headline for a newspaper was having a helluva lot of fun. And probably wondered if it would get throough the censor-proofers. Score one for him/her, and for yourself too, Bishop!
http://www.christiantoday.com/news/church/391.htm
and that is the even funnier part...hahahahahahhahahaha
World awaits Anglican Primates' Statement on Homosexuality in IrelandPosted: Thursday, February 24 , 2005, 15:55 (GMT)
I went there..it is a real headling, I thought you were making it up!
It's real, I don't make these things up...I make other things up but not these things. Welcome Dani!
I saw the Passion of the Christ and was horrified. If it is historically accurate, I can't believe that people would do that to one another. Was Mel Gibson trying to make us blame the Jews? I really like South Park's take on this. I know it's hard to watch but they really make some excellent political observances.
What about the 'theory' that Mary Magdalane was really the one chosen to pass on the faith, but let Christ do it b/c of prejudice against women? Was that Peter menacingly gripping a knife in Mary's direction in the painting of the Last Supper??
Is it ALL bullshit?
If you are asking me, my answer would be Yes, but I am among the minority on the whole religion/god thing.
I've always felt that primitive religions were created to explain what seems magical - like the sun rising for example.
Modern relgions were contrived to control people, especially their reproduction.
Everything else to me is pageanty and theater.
I've asked god, any god, to come show him/herself and we'd have a good chat...but so far no god takers.
I guess you can't fall back on God's will or hope to God. Who do you pray to?
No praying, but I meditate, does that count?
I think the original role of more complex religions was to provide moral laws and order to the primitive society. But of course the leaders also like to manipulate those things for personal power, so religions turned into politics - ideology. I think in their pure form, religions are more about spirituality and values than about manipulation or control.
Irina says: I think in their pure form, religions are more about spirituality and values than about manipulation or control.
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Some questions to ponder...
Are there any pure religions left? If there were explanations for every question mankind has about life and death, would religion survive?
Why do 90% of the people I know practice their parents' religion?
I think people think of religion like they do nationality - you're born with it and can't change it.
I don't think its funny to compare relgious people with monkeys.
Hmm, in my college (Jesuit), I was taking a class called Classic Buddhist Texts. Surprisingly, only one person who was taking that class was born in a Buddhist family from Thailand. Most people were Catholic, and very dissatisfied with the way they were taught in private schools. A few were shopping for a religion. Most of those who were shopping for a religion were born in secular Jewish families, which turned atheist, which were now slighly leaning towards Eastern religions. I think all of these people were just bored with the West. Most people keep their own religion out of habit.
Irina, you are the person to ask, do they make a book like Religion for Dummies? I know the basics, I think, of probably 3 relgions, and that's it. I would like to know more, but in a digested and regurgitated form...
I like your line "shopping for a religion" -- sounds like a comodity for sale...hmmmm
I actually didn't care much for religions myself until I started taking classes and reading various cool scholars/theologians, including atheists. I don't know about religion for dummies, but you should look at Huston Smith. His language is very simple, but he gives you sufficient detail to get the sense of what religion is about.
Thanks for the recommendation Irina...I'll have to look for it.
Hey, I've got a huston smith for ya mb. i'll send it through the blogline for you.
Geesh, there's a bunch of Huston Smiths around...I do have to look that up on half.com or ebay...
Anonymous said...
This was pretty funny but I liked the one on the sheets better. Did you find your sheets?
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Sorry I didn't respond before, just noticed this comment. Yes, found the sheets online...in fact, thanks for reminding me, I need to check with them, they should have been here by now I would think. Oh, if you want to know 100% cotton a measely 300 thread count!
So what did the English monkeys decide?
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