I don’t know why I care…but what’s the deal with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Why say they aren’t together and then fly together to Ethiopia to pick up Jolie’s new baby girl? Come on…this is more than a friendship. Spill. Give it up. Confess!
I am certainly glad to hear that Jolie has given up wearing Billy Bob’s blood in a vial around her neck for her do-gooding adoption mania. Hope her interest for her new children will last longer than her interest in her old loves did.
According to Access Hollywood, Jolie's three year old son wanted a baby girl from Ethiopia. Well is he a precocious little bugger?
For a variety of reasons including the aforementioned, I’m putting her first on my list of celebrities I’m sick to death of.
1 Angelina Jolie
2 Brad Pitt
3 Paris Hilton
4 Tom Cruise…(maybe he’s 1A)
5 Katie Holmes (mouth sores and funny toes et al)
6 P. Diddy
7 All major league athletes who throw chairs, punches or fits.
8 The Olsen twins..scroom
9 Michael Jackson ( maybe he’s also 1A)
10 Lance Armstrong ( he dumped his wife)
11 Demi Moore (accent on either syllable of her first name – I don’t care)
12 The Simpson Sisters..simply simpering…scroom times two.
13 Any form of Ben and Jen
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I am certainly glad to hear that Jolie has given up wearing Billy Bob’s blood in a vial around her neck for her do-gooding adoption mania. Hope her interest for her new children will last longer than her interest in her old loves did.
According to Access Hollywood, Jolie's three year old son wanted a baby girl from Ethiopia. Well is he a precocious little bugger?
For a variety of reasons including the aforementioned, I’m putting her first on my list of celebrities I’m sick to death of.
1 Angelina Jolie
2 Brad Pitt
3 Paris Hilton
4 Tom Cruise…(maybe he’s 1A)
5 Katie Holmes (mouth sores and funny toes et al)
6 P. Diddy
7 All major league athletes who throw chairs, punches or fits.
8 The Olsen twins..scroom
9 Michael Jackson ( maybe he’s also 1A)
10 Lance Armstrong ( he dumped his wife)
11 Demi Moore (accent on either syllable of her first name – I don’t care)
12 The Simpson Sisters..simply simpering…scroom times two.
13 Any form of Ben and Jen
Want to add to the list of people in the news you are sick to death of?
posted by mary bishop | 12:38 PM
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I pretty much agree with your list. I would change the order somewhat but mostly I agree. I would add Lindsay Lohan to the list and maybe take off Lance Armstrong (cheating dick that he is/was). I would also add any reality TV celebrity that shows up for any interview anywhere. Rob and Amber, Amorossa, Even Trump.
Excellent William! I forgot Trump and Rob and Amber and also forgot Lindsay Lohan...nice additions!
Actually, I get the impression brad and angelina are trying to honor your request and keep themselves out of the news. But all that aside, how could you possibly have a problem with the olsen twins? They're simply adorable. Sparkle and I were just saying the other day that in our next lives we wanna be just like them. (Sparky will the the throw-up one)
Mariah Carey
Sylow, My mother once said the Olsen twins looked like identical monkeys. That wasn't nice of her, but it stuck with me.
Jeff...good addition, should we also add Paula Abdul for similar reasons?
Forgot to add anyone at Fox News but especially the Scientologist Greta Van Sustern.
"According to Access Hollywood, Jolie's three year old son wanted a baby girl from Ethiopia. Well is he a precocious little bugger?"
CRACKED ME UP.
I agree about Armstrong. I won't even wear one of those cool yellow bracelets. Live Adulterously.
Let's see . . . the weekend of the freakin' "runaway bride," I could NOT believe the coverage she was getting. I just thought, well, thank God there's nothing of any importance going on in the world, or CNN would not be giving 24-hour coverage to this chick . . .
Oh, and Britney and her fetus.
Susie...how on earth did I forget Spears and fetus?
Runaway bride is another one too - sorry to be so shallow, but I want to know how her eyes got that way. They showed photos of her in her teens and she had regular old eyes, then something happened in her twenties and out they popped.
Does it say something about me that I realy don't know much about any of these stars? Yes, damnit, I live in a cave and there I'll stay, by golly, until we have some people I can really look up to walking around. SO THERE! HA!
Echrai what is says is you use your time much more wisely than I do!
Great photos on B's blog!
One more addition definitely.. that of britney spears.... first her, then about her unborn kid, then about her unborn kids blog... Jesus Christ on a Harley Davidson, somebody please put me to sleep.
I'd add Joseph Duncan, now that I've done an exhaustive and frightening treatise on his criminal self. His blog is still up and running on blogspot. Check it out. (It's all on my second post for today.)
Ick poo, I'm so creeped out...I need a shower and a guard dog.
I'm sorta in the same boat as Echrai. Of course I see their pictures while grocery shopping in the checkout lane on magazines, but the tv is not on that often, and usually cd's are in the radio.
I do agree with being sick to death of Tom Cruise. If I hear about him as much as I do....WTF? Hes just loony.
Kitsune...I ws surprised that the Dems put Dean as top man; Dems need to realize that it doesn't matter how good you are or how smart or how much you care, the people up front have to have some sense of decorum and statesmanship.
I'll second the Dean name..Madonna has been quiet of late, but she's done enough in the past to merit over exposure in more than one way!
Welcome Injinuity! Now that was one funny sentence:
Jesus Christ on a Harley Davidson, somebody please put me to sleep.
I hope I can remember that for future use.
Spears and Spearette are definites...
LB - I'm heading over to your place to see...and yes, I hate it when the media makes celebrities out of criminals...
lawbrat - me in the stupid club..of course you and echrai wouldn't be up on stupid celebrity gossip - you are both too busy working on your law degrees - plus work, children et al.
Heading out to Lauren's to see this blog she's talking about...
Ok-I just told my husband that I'm going to start doing a stand-up comidy routine about celebrities and how much I hate them. No more Bobby Brown, or Whitney, "I'm not doing this for him-TODAY!"
Pg - Bobby and Whitney! They've been habbed, and rehabbed - and yet they're just two rich druggies who wasted so much talent it could make you cry...
Very nice selection Doc, but I do wonder what you have against Hillary...
I'm not liking her so much now that she's middle of the roading it...but before, I really did like her...and compared to what's out there, she still looks good to me.
O'Reilly invokes hate in me...what a dumbass, cocky bastard (sorry DB) and I'd love to see Rove get his.
Clinton's second administration was hamstrung by Ken Starr, where is he and his ilk now?
I'd add to the list the Great Baywatcher David Hasselford (hasselford?, ... well, you know...): Mitch Bukanan, trying hard to look as an athletic and thin man... Aghhhh.
Please, breatheeeeeee!!! YOU-ARE-NOT-STRONG,-MAN!!
Cheers!
Doc - how about Martha Stewart...how do you feel about her?
Tamed Hillary ain't my girl but Hillary before was good, real good.
Carlito, yo soy content usted esta a mi blog.
Sorry Carlito...I try but Spanish, is so beautiful but hard to learn without being with Spanish people.
Prometo fidelidad a las Estados Unidos de America...(had to learn that in Spanish One...) or
Cascabellas, cascabellas tra la la la al..que allegria todo la via, tra la la la la...
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