Sticky slippers, Scummy pickles and a Cock a doodle do/don't


Last night I dreamed about the Blogger nav bar.

My dream was very real, I was plodding upstairs to the office in my rug-gripping slippers, which one day will cause me to pitch forward or backwards and fall down the stairs due to the fact the soles of my slippers have a pattern that matches my rug nap and forms a Velcro like effect.

This would not be bad if Velcro hadn’t already been invented because I would have invented it myself due to said slippers and rug. Anyhoo…

So I’m on the stairs, coffee in hand (remember this is a dream) go into my office and plop down in my chair, light a cigarette to go with my coffee, cough, coffee cup in hand, log on to Blogger and this is when I see it.

A new Blogger nav bar.

Up on the top where the flag once tainted my lovely blog, is a penis. It is flaccid but if you roll your cursor over the penis a small window opens that says: Click if you like this blog.

Since I am on my own blog and like my own blog, I click the penis and lo and behold, it becomes erect! I click many times to watch it go from flaccid to erect, flaccid to erect, thus giving myself numerous positive votes for my blog.

I play with my nav bar penis until I hear the birds chirping and I roll over and realize I was dreaming.

I’m not sure how to categorize this dream. Is it an erotic dream? A techno dream? A penis envy dream? A pen is mightier than the sword dream? A Blogger is a dick dream? A dream caused by the age old question: What exactly is objectionable content? Who gets to pick what’s objectionable?

Everyone finds something objectionable, even wild crazy ladies with sticky slippers, scummy pickles and a penis icon on their blog.