Anyone want an easy idea for a Halloween costume?

Locate in your home, tag sales, Goodwill etc. a plate made out of brass, or spray paint a plate with brass-colored paint.

Find a tan sweatshirt or long sleeved t-shirt and matching sweatpants. Cut two floppy dog ears out of construction paper and pin to each side of your head. Fashion a tail from an empty roll of wrapping paper that you twist and turn until it resembles a tail. Pin to back of sweat pants.

A real dog collar or bow around the neck looks cute too. Blacken your nose and draw whiskers on your cheeks.

Cut six holes in the front of your t-shirt or sweatshirt. Place the holes like this: Three rows of two parallel holes (approximately 8 inches apart), starting at your upper chest. Do not make these holes very big. Make them about the size of a dime.

From inside the shirt, poke baby-bottle nipples through the holes. Secure to the back of the shirt with tape. Grab your plate and off you go to the party!

If someone asks you what you are, say “A Brass-plated, Bitch”.

(That's the kind of mood I'm in today. Tres bitchy and for no good reason!)