Grandma's Halloween Story about Candy Apples
Grandma had two big apple trees in her backyard. One was a Baldwin apple tree and the other was a Macintosh. With no spraying, fertilizer or fretting, Grandma’s apple trees would supply not only her family, but half the neighborhood with wonderful crisp, worm-free apples every autumn.
One year, the trees had a super yield. The branches hung low to the ground because of the weight of so many apples; perfect, round, red and juicy. Grandpa picked them daily and put the bushels of apples in the garage to keep them cool.
It was a few days before Halloween when Grandma decided she had to do something with all these apples. She couldn’t let them spoil. So the idea came to her to make Red Candy Apples and hand them out to the children who’d come to her door trick-or-treating. This was not going to be an easy task, but Grandma loved children and felt it would be worth her labor.
She bought 220 Popsicle sticks from the hardware store and created batch after batch of the red syrup in which each apple would be hand dipped.
Grandma’s Original Recipe for Red Candy Syrup
1 cup water
3 cups sugar
1/2 cup white corn syrup
1/4 cup red hot candies
1/2 teaspoon red food coloring
Grandpa and Grandma worked tirelessly the 48 hours before Halloween. Grandpa even had to drive to other towns to find more red hot candies as they’d bought up every bag of candy in their own town.
Apple after apple was dipped into the hot red syrup, turned upside down to dry and then hand wrapped in cellophane and tied with twine. It took hours and hours of work, long into the evening and even after Grandpa's bedtime, but finally they were done.
They were a sight to behold; 205 shiny, red, candy apples that she and Grandpa lovingly made for the neighborhood children or friends and family who might stop by on Halloween.
Halloween night, she was mighty proud to give out such beautiful treats to the first children who came to the door. Happy faces accepted the candy apples with glee and the word spread throughout the neighborhood that at Grandma’s house candy apples were being passed out.
Soon, the lines of children at the door grew longer and longer and Grandma beamed with happiness that the children appreciated all her hard work and were even coming back a second time in the hope of getting another candy apple.
Finally it was 9 PM and all the candy apples had been given out. Bone-weary, Grandma turned off the porch light and went to bed with a heart full of satisfaction and happiness. This had been her best Halloween ever; she had made so many children happy and that warmed her heart.
In the morning, she woke up still filled with happiness from the night before, shuffled off into the kitchen to make the coffee, and peering into her back yard, said aloud, “Damn those little bastards, “They cut my G. D. clothesline!”
No more candy apple making for Grandma after that.
Grandma had two big apple trees in her backyard. One was a Baldwin apple tree and the other was a Macintosh. With no spraying, fertilizer or fretting, Grandma’s apple trees would supply not only her family, but half the neighborhood with wonderful crisp, worm-free apples every autumn.
One year, the trees had a super yield. The branches hung low to the ground because of the weight of so many apples; perfect, round, red and juicy. Grandpa picked them daily and put the bushels of apples in the garage to keep them cool.
It was a few days before Halloween when Grandma decided she had to do something with all these apples. She couldn’t let them spoil. So the idea came to her to make Red Candy Apples and hand them out to the children who’d come to her door trick-or-treating. This was not going to be an easy task, but Grandma loved children and felt it would be worth her labor.
She bought 220 Popsicle sticks from the hardware store and created batch after batch of the red syrup in which each apple would be hand dipped.
Grandma’s Original Recipe for Red Candy Syrup
1 cup water
3 cups sugar
1/2 cup white corn syrup
1/4 cup red hot candies
1/2 teaspoon red food coloring
Grandpa and Grandma worked tirelessly the 48 hours before Halloween. Grandpa even had to drive to other towns to find more red hot candies as they’d bought up every bag of candy in their own town.
Apple after apple was dipped into the hot red syrup, turned upside down to dry and then hand wrapped in cellophane and tied with twine. It took hours and hours of work, long into the evening and even after Grandpa's bedtime, but finally they were done.
They were a sight to behold; 205 shiny, red, candy apples that she and Grandpa lovingly made for the neighborhood children or friends and family who might stop by on Halloween.
Halloween night, she was mighty proud to give out such beautiful treats to the first children who came to the door. Happy faces accepted the candy apples with glee and the word spread throughout the neighborhood that at Grandma’s house candy apples were being passed out.
Soon, the lines of children at the door grew longer and longer and Grandma beamed with happiness that the children appreciated all her hard work and were even coming back a second time in the hope of getting another candy apple.
Finally it was 9 PM and all the candy apples had been given out. Bone-weary, Grandma turned off the porch light and went to bed with a heart full of satisfaction and happiness. This had been her best Halloween ever; she had made so many children happy and that warmed her heart.
In the morning, she woke up still filled with happiness from the night before, shuffled off into the kitchen to make the coffee, and peering into her back yard, said aloud, “Damn those little bastards, “They cut my G. D. clothesline!”
No more candy apple making for Grandma after that.
14 Comments:
What a labor of love! Especially considering that the apples weren't covered in restrain or any other disgusting chemical to extend their tree time.
Too bad those G.D. kids had to cut her clothes line.....I do love the imagery though. What a great Fall story!!
Thanks AMK - I have so many Grandma stories and they are all true, but I can't decide if they're good stories because it was Grandma telling them or they hold up on their own.
She, was a master story teller and no matter how hard I try, I cannot capture her charming way of telling a tale...
Thanks for sharing this story. Very Funny and a great read for this time of year.
Glad you liked it William...best of all it is true...she was hopping mad when she saw the cut clothesline!
Oh I bet she was mad! She sounds like my mom. I love this story MB. I think I'll have to make some candied apples myself-these sound extra delicious!!
I stopped doing the whole candy giving Halloween stuff a few years back.
I just found that the kids were rude, some would show up w/o costumes on demanding stuff (and hassling you when you refused), and there was just destruction to the property.
Not worth it.
Just turn out the lights and close the blinds - no one bugs me.
(And I make big bags of stuff for a few of the kids that are around me, dropping them off in person.)
Poor old grandma. More power to her for knowing when to give up. Of course, I'm more vindictive. That's why I prefer scaring kids who come to get candy. Unless they're really young.
G.D. kids always vandalizing s*#t...F*&k them :)
Great story :)
I finally got around to posting the first part of the novel I am writing. Come check it out...Please make comments...it is my first fictional work :)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Hahahhaa. I'm still laughing.
Oh my gosh, that was so funny! Here I was, getting a nice fuzzy feeling inside, until the last lines of the post! LOL~
Paintergirl, she was livid...which is why this became one of the family stories that made us all laugh so hard.
JDJ - I haven't had many kids in the past few years...also we usually end up being invited somewhere so we aren't home half the time. I used to buy pumpkins for my front porch but two years in a row they were stolen and smashed on the street...lousy little bastards, as Grandma used to say ha ha ha.
Echrai...Grandma sure did know when to give up...but after a few years, she relented and gave out candy, only to a few local kids though...
Bradley, go check I already commented - can't wait to read more!
Dashababy...glad you found it as funny as I did.
Irina - it did start out so sweet and sentimental...but don't ever cut a grandmother's clothesline or all hell breaks out (plus cursing!)
MB -
Thanks...I saw it after I posted here :)
Making blog rounds can be chronologically confusing :)
Chapter 1 - Part 2 will come tomorrow or the next day... :)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
X'mas gifts free for you MB.
Some body have all the luck !!!!!
Grrrrrrrrr
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