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Friday, May 11, 2007

I laughed at this:

THE CREATION STORY AS TOLD BY THE CAT

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man (humanity) to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth
to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man (humanity)
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to
keep the cat healthy and the man(human) broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the
litterbox.
--author unknown

Here's another chuckle: Killer Tortoise Stalks Cat

11 Comments:

Blogger Gavin Elster said...

Very true.


I'm stealing that video. You have no say in the matter. I'm stealing it.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

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3:35 PM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Did you hear about the couple who couldn't keep their water bill in check? They tried everything, even had the water company check the pipes for leaks. Then one day the guy stays home sick, and discovers this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA

3:36 PM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Sylow, you don't come around often enough for my liking, but when you do, you sure bring something to the table.

I have watched this 3 times, and I cannot stop laughing. My sides really do hurt. Gavin...you must look at this video, it blows away the turtle and the cat!!!

4:05 PM  
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7:16 PM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Sorry MB, the default on the new system was to block comments. It's fixed. Thanks for letting me know.

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11:50 PM  
Blogger Point Dexter said...

adorable!

3:20 AM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Yeah for Rita -- check out her surprise!!

Sylow, thanks for the tip on Rocky Mountain Vodka...I can't wait to get me some...


Hey Nicole, happy cat mother's day!

8:14 AM  
Blogger Ilanna said...

The cat and the toilet - that's just too darned funny. :)

now my ammendment -

on the third day after creating cats and humans, G-d created Dogs, to chase and torment the cats whenever possible. :)

3:43 PM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Good one Ilanna, although in my house the cats rule over the dogs even though I have over 200 pounds of dogs and only about 25 pounds of cats!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Point Dexter said...

Happy Cat Mother's Day to you too! Did your kitty leave you any presents? ;)

12:19 AM  

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