If you want to, you can hire me to end any drought. I am a rain woman. I can affect the climate; I can make it pour if you'd like.

All I have to do is make a grooming appointment for my two Golden Retrievers and the heavens open up and the deluge begins.

This is an example of irony at its best.

They will prance out of the groomers looking like show dogs, silky and spotless with brand new bandannas around their necks and as soon as they get home they will roll in the mud like the swine they truly are.

I will have maybe 5 minutes at reveling in their clean, beautiful coats when all hell will break loose.

This does not happen just once in a while, it happens every time I make an appointment to have them groomed. It doesn't matter what the weather experts say, it will rain, pour actually.

I'm bringing my camera this time and taking a few shots before they turn into slobs again.