I do not believe in a god, not any god, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Mormon, Scientology or any other religion. Yet some friends insist that I do believe. They shove god down my throat.
They send me emails with cartoon angels with flapping wings; cartoon jesus on the cross, god's face in the clouds; god god god.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary! - I wish they'd stop doing that.
Can you imagine if I did the same thing?
How would they like long, syrupy emails about how glorious it is not to believe or if I told them to send this email to 10 other people who don't believe and you will get your wish. How about if I invited them to stay home with me on Sunday morning and have a nice icy cold Mimosa? (Yes, I've been invited to attend church with mere acquaintances, as if entering a building will bring me spiritual awakening and I'll become overwhelmed with godness and dump my reasoned and life long position: I don't believe in god for crissakes!) How presumptuous can you get?
I also don't believe in satan or ghosts or devils or angels or things that go bump in the night.
There are people like me in this world, that just don't believe and we're fine with it. We don't need fixing or chain "praise the lord" emails or prayer circles or sermons, we don't want this kind of email sullying our email box and we're not sending anyone else emails promoting the concept of no god.
Enough already with the god emails I say!!!!
(As you can tell I just opened my email!)